Twenty Toes in
Twenty Minutes
Arabic Birth
Control
The Boss --
From the employees
point of view!
The lawn mowing
job every man
dreams of!
B-Flat!
B-Sharp!
Surprise balloon!
(...Animated version...)
Bargain vasectomy
clinic!
College Basketball
Recruitment Test!!
Bedtime story!
Women, before and
after marriage!
(...Animated Version...)
What it means
to be a dick!
The "Cozy Tit"
Brassiere Co.
'Butterfly'
ink blot test!
CAUTION: Streaking can be
hazardous to your health!
Coded Chinese birth
control method!
MADE IN AMERICA:
Arizona's first motorcycle!
If you can't
dazzle 'em...
The importance of
a decimal point!
Defiance!
(Version 1)
Defiance!
(Version 2)
Defiance!
(Version 3)
Defiance!
(Version 4)
Dago Delivery
Room!
Polish Maternity
Ward!
Polish Delivery
Room!
Do you know
this saying?
Port-A-Dog --
Prototype dog carrier!
It's a dog-eat-dog
world!
Doing a little business
on a large scale!
Working girls
doodle pad!
How to keep a Jehovah
Witness from the door!
When you're down
and out...
Important notice
from eBay!
You got my email?
Enjanear...
Old timers
eye exam!
I think she
needs glasses!
Walking finger!
Fly United!
(version 1)
Fly United!
(version 2)
Fly United!
(version 3)
Fly United!
(version 4)
What happens when you
order a hamburger in
a French restaurant!
What happens when you
order frogs legs!
Gates, as seen
by a Mac user!
Get it right
the first time!
Go ahead, lay something
else on my desk!
God, I love
this place!
How you know when
a dog likes you!
Here's to moments
of sweet repose...
How to screw in
a light bulb!
Wear sump'n when
you're hump'n!
I know you believe
you understand what
you think I said...
Voluntary
Termination Form.
I'm so happy here...
New Intel logo!
Italian blow job!
(...Animated version...)
The first suspended
bridge between
Sicily and Italy!
Italian calculator!
Which can you get
the most juice from?
21st Century keyboard!
Let's analyze the weather!
No problem is
so complicated...
Mac for Dummies!
Mac sell error!
By simple mathematics...
Milk of Amnesia!
Government contractor...
historical perspective!
I must be a mushroom...
(version 1)
I must be a mushroom...
(version 2)
I must be a mushroom...
(version 3)
Prim guest and
the courteous clerk.
No Bozo's!
Old electricians
never die...
One of us has got
to be an asshole!
How we work!
Organization charts!
What a pacifier is
really for!
The perfect woman!
Why pigs should
never go to the beach!
Plan ahead!
Vanity plate!
Poland by rail!
Polish Calculator!
Polish Duck Call!
Polish craps!
Positions!
(version 1)
Positions!
(version 2)
Positions!
(version 3)
Reach out,
reach out and
touch someone...!
If you can
read this...
Recycling has gone
too far!
Look ma...!
Right hand rule!
(For the techies)
Shall I rush
that rush job...?
(version 1)
Shall I rush
that rush job...?
(version 2)
What did one saggy
boob say to the other?
Santa was here!
Secretarial Burnout!
What sheep dogs
really do!
Go ahead...
shoot all the does!
Short timer!
Don't wait for
the shrimpboats!
Colorado SOS!
Scary spider!
Stampede!
Stop AIDS!
Stress!
Suicide Note!
System been
down long?
Technical support.
Casual Friday.
The vine Jane!
The Work Week!
(version 1)
The Work Week!
(version 2)
If the meek...
Every man
a Tiger!
Retired water skiing!
Gift certificate,
free transplant!
What young people
know about geography, 1988!
Yea, though I walk
through the valley of death...
What Japs can do
to every American!
What I look like
with hair!
You want it when?
Aggie Mom writing to her son.
Suicidal technology cult...
ILLUSIONS
