ARE YOU A TURTLE?

Do you know the answer to this question? 

To become a member of the International Association of Turtles, you must first complete the simple test at the bottom of the page. 
Good luck!

 

1. What is it a man can do standing up, a woman sitting down, and a dog on three legs? 

2. What is it a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 

3. What is a four letter word ending in 'k' that means the same as intercourse? 

4. What is it on a man that is round, hard, and sticks so far out of his pajamas that you can hang a hat on it?