Twenty Toes in
Twenty Minutes
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Arabic Birth
Control
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The Boss --
From the employees
point of view!
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The lawn mowing
job every man
dreams of!
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B-Flat!
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B-Sharp!
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Surprise balloon!
(...Animated version...)
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Bargain vasectomy
clinic!
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College Basketball
Recruitment Test!!
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Bedtime story!
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Women, before and
after marriage!
(...Animated Version...)
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What it means
to be a dick!
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The "Cozy Tit"
Brassiere Co.
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'Butterfly'
ink blot test!
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CAUTION: Streaking can be
hazardous to your health!
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Coded Chinese birth
control method!
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MADE IN AMERICA:
Arizona's first motorcycle!
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If you can't
dazzle 'em...
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The importance of
a decimal point!
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Defiance!
(Version 1)
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Defiance!
(Version 2)
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Defiance!
(Version 3)
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Defiance!
(Version 4)
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Dago Delivery
Room!
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Polish Maternity
Ward!
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Polish Delivery
Room!
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Do you know
this saying?
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Port-A-Dog --
Prototype dog carrier!
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It's a dog-eat-dog
world!
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Doing a little business
on a large scale!
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Working girls
doodle pad!
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How to keep a Jehovah
Witness from the door!
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When you're down
and out...
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Important notice
from eBay!
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You got my email?
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Enjanear...
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Old timers
eye exam!
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I think she
needs glasses!
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Walking finger!
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Fly United!
(version 1)
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Fly United!
(version 2)
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Fly United!
(version 3)
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Fly United!
(version 4)
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What happens when you
order a hamburger in
a French restaurant!
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What happens when you
order frogs legs!
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Gates, as seen
by a Mac user!
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Get it right
the first time!
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Go ahead, lay something
else on my desk!
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God, I love
this place!
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How you know when
a dog likes you!
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Here's to moments
of sweet repose...
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How to screw in
a light bulb!
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Wear sump'n when
you're hump'n!
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I know you believe
you understand what
you think I said...
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Voluntary
Termination Form.
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I'm so happy here...
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New Intel logo!
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Italian blow job!
(...Animated version...)
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The first suspended
bridge between
Sicily and Italy!
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Italian calculator!
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Which can you get
the most juice from?
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21st Century keyboard!
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Let's analyze the weather!
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No problem is
so complicated...
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Mac for Dummies!
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Mac sell error!
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By simple mathematics...
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Milk of Amnesia!
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Government contractor...
historical perspective!
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I must be a mushroom...
(version 1)
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I must be a mushroom...
(version 2)
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I must be a mushroom...
(version 3)
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Prim guest and
the courteous clerk.
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No Bozo's!
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Old electricians
never die...
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One of us has got
to be an asshole!
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How we work!
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Organization charts!
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What a pacifier is
really for!
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The perfect woman!
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Why pigs should
never go to the beach!
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Plan ahead!
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Vanity plate!
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Poland by rail!
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Polish Calculator!
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Polish Duck Call!
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Polish craps!
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Positions!
(version 1)
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Positions!
(version 2)
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Positions!
(version 3)
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Reach out,
reach out and
touch someone...!
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If you can
read this...
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Recycling has gone
too far!
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Look ma...!
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Right hand rule!
(For the techies)
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Shall I rush
that rush job...?
(version 1)
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Shall I rush
that rush job...?
(version 2)
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What did one saggy
boob say to the other?
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Santa was here!
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Secretarial Burnout!
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What sheep dogs
really do!
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Go ahead...
shoot all the does!
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Short timer!
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Don't wait for
the shrimpboats!
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Colorado SOS!
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Scary spider!
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Stampede!
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Stop AIDS!
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Stress!
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Suicide Note!
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System been
down long?
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Technical support.
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Casual Friday.
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The vine Jane!
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The Work Week!
(version 1)
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The Work Week!
(version 2)
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If the meek...
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Every man
a Tiger!
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Retired water skiing!
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Gift certificate,
free transplant!
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What young people
know about geography, 1988!
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Yea, though I walk
through the valley of death...
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What Japs can do
to every American!
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What I look like
with hair!
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You want it when?
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Aggie Mom writing to her son.
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Suicidal technology cult...
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ILLUSIONS
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