Never Underestimate the Value of a Dime

A Polak and a Bohemian were discussing how far 
each could make a dime reach.  They agreed to 
try it and meet a few days later to see who 
got the most from his dime.

The Bohemian bought a cigar.  He smoked 1/3 
the first day and saved the ashes.  He 
smoked 1/3 the second day and saved the ashes.  
He smoked the last 1/3 the third day and 
again saved the ashes.  On the fourth day, he 
gave the ashes to his wife to use as a 
fertilizer on her roses.  He told the Polak, 
"I know you can't beat that for stretching a 
dime."

The Polak said, "I've got you beat.  I bought 
a polish sausage with my dime.  The first day 
I ate 1/2 and on the second day I ate the 
other half.  The third day I used the skin for 
a rubber and the fourth day I took a crap in 
the skin and sewed it back up.  The fifth day 
I took it back to the butchers and told him it 
smelled like shit, and he gave me my dime back."