1 April 1969

TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY, Inc.
N. 696 Slippery Road Drive
Droptrouser, NC  22269

Dear Sir,

We regret to inform you that we have rejected 
your application to model and represent our 
product, TROJAN CONDOMS.

Although your general physical appearance is 
not displeasing, our Board of Directors feel 
that your wearing of our product in the ad 
does not portray a positive romantic image 
for our product.  A loose, baggy and wrinkled 
condom is NOT considered romantic.

We did admire your efforts to try to firm it 
up by using Poly Grip, but even then it 
slipped off before we could get the picture 
taken.  We would like to note, however, that 
yours is the first we have seen that looks 
like a bicycle grip.

We appreciate your interest and thank you for 
your time.  We will keep your application for 
Micro-Mini Condoms.

We send greeting to your wife with our deepest 
sympathy.


Yours very truly,


Burley Dick, President
TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY


P.S.  Remember:
Cover your STUMP before you PUMP... 
Don't be SILLY, protect your WILLIE...
Never DECK HER with an unwrapped PECKER... 
Before you ATTACK HER, wrap your WHACKER... 
If you are not going to SACK IT, go home and WHACK IT!!!