Religious View of Life


Taoism         Shit Happens.

Confucianism   Confucius say, "Shit Happens."

Buddism        If shit happens, it really isn't shit.

Zen            What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism       This shit happened before.

Islam          If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Protestantism  Let shit happen to someone else.

Catholicism    If shit happens, you deserve it.

Judaism        Why does shit always happen to us?

Agnosticism    What is this shit?

Atheism        I don't believe this shit.