THE OFFICIAL POLISH SEX QUIZ	

SCORE  _________

Study each question carefully.  Then choose the 
answer (TRUE or FALSE) that seems most correct 
and mark an X (just like your name) in the 
appropriate box at the left.

TRUE  FALSE
 __    __   1.	A clitoris is a type of flower.

 __    __   2.	Pubic hair is a wild rabbit.

 __    __   3.	Spread eagle is an extinct bird.

 __    __   4.	Vagina is a medical term used to 
               describe heart trouble.

 __    __   5.	A menstrual cycle has three wheels.

 __    __   6.	A G-string is part of a violin.

 __    __   7.	Semen is another word for sailors.

 __    __   8.	Anus is the Latin word for "yearly."

 __    __   9.	Testicles are found on an octopus.

 __    __   10.	Asphalt describes rectal trouble.

 __    __   11.	Masturbate is used to catch 
                large fish.

 __    __   12.	Kotex is a radio station in 
                Greenville, Texas.

 __    __   13.	Coitus is a musical instrument.

 __    __   14.	Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.

 __    __   15.	An umbilical cord is part of a 
                parachute.

 __    __   16.	A condom is part of an apartment 
                complex.

 __    __   17.	An orgasm is the person who 
                accompanies the chior in church.

 __    __   18.	A diaphram is a drawing in geometry.

 __    __   19.	A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.

 __    __   20.	An erection is when the Japanese 
                vote for their elected officials.

 __    __   21.	A lesbian is a person from the 
                Middle East.

 __    __   22.	Sodomy is a special kind of fast 
                growing grass.

 __    __   23.	Pornography is the business of 
                making records.

 __    __   24.	Genitals are people of non-Jewish 
                origin.

 __    __   25.	Douche is the Italian word for 
                "twelve."