TOP TEN GOVERNMENT EUPHEMISMS FOR A RECESSION


1O.	LIFESTYLE DOWNSCALING OPPORTUNITY.

9.	OUR LITTLE PROBLEM.

8.	THE UGLY, STUPID COUSIN OF ROBUST GROWTH.

7.	SOMETHING FOR YOU '30s NOSTALGIA BUFFS.

6.	CHEAP MEAT-EATIN' DAYS.

5.	A TREAT FOR OUR BANKRUPTCY LAWYER FRIENDS.

4.	A GOOD TIME TO SWITCH TO RC COLA.

3.	STILL A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN ANY COUNTRY IN SOUTH AMERICA, PAL.

2.	THE NATIONAL BUMMER.

1.	IT'S KRAZY DOLLAR DAYS!