FROM : DIVISION OFFICER
TO : ALL PERSONNEL
SUBJECT : CODE LIST
Management wishes to bring to the attention of all personnel that some individuals have been using abusive language in the performance of routine activities.
This code list is provided to permit individual freedom and originality of our fellow employees. To alleviate frustration and provide a clear, precise and effective means of communication to one another and not offend customer relations and other individuals with sensitive ears that may be within hearing distance.
To preclude mistaking the communication codes with department numbers and telephone extensions, management has assigned 800 and 900 series numbers to be utilized for your convenience and clarity.
801 YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME?
802 GET OFF MY FUCKING BACK.
803 BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF ME!
804 WHAT THE FUCK?
805 IT'S SO FUCKING BAD, I CAN'T BELEIVE IT.
806 I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE.
807 THIS PLACE SUCKS.
808 FUCK YOU VERY MUCH!
809 LOVELY, SIMPLY FUCKING LOVELY.
810 THAT DAMN CLOD.
811 BEAUTIFUL, JUST FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
812 FUCK, SHIT, PISS.
813 HAIR PIE, FUR BURGERS.
814 I JUST GOT FUCKED.
815 BIG FUCKING DEAL.
816 HANG IT IN YOUR EAR.
817 GET BENT.
818 I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
819 MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS.
820 FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT.
821 HOT SHIT!
822 BITCHING.
823 TELL SOMEONE WHO GIVES A SHIT.
824 DON'T GET FUCKING WISE.
825 I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
826 PARDON ME SIR, YOU OBVIOUSLY MISTOOK ME FOR SOMEONE WHO GIVES A SHIT.
827 I DIDN'T DESIGN THE FUCKING THING, I JUST INSTALLED THE MOTHER FUCKER.
828 YOUR ASS SUCKS WIND.
829 IT WON'T FUCKING WORK.
830 GO POUND SAND IN YOUR ASS.
831 FUCK OFF.
832 WHO CALLED THIS FUCKING MEETING.
833 FUBAR - FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL REPAIR.
834 THE HELL WITH IT.
900 COOL IT. THIS IS MY WIFE/HUSBAND.
901 FOLLOW MY LEAD FUCKER.
902 I'M FREE THIS WEEKEND.
903 TAKE YOUR TIME. I DON'T WANT TO BE STUCK WITH THIS ASS FOR LUNCH.
904 HELP ME DUMP THIS MOTHER.
905 LET'S BALL AT LUNCH.
906 I'M FREE TONIGHT.
907 TIED UP WITH MY WIFE/HUSBAND TONIGHT.
908 CALL ME AT HOME TO COME BACK TO WORK.
909 CALL ME BACK LATER, MY WIFE/HUSBAND IS HERE.
910 LET'S TAKE OFF SICK TOGETHER.
911 MEET YOU AT THE MOTEL.
912 LET'S SHAG THEM FOR TONIGHT.
913 CAN'T DO BETTER FOR NOW AT LEAST.
914 MEET ME AT THE PARKING LOT AFTER WORK.
915 LET'S TRADE BALLING PARTNERS.
916 IS HE/SHE AVAILABLE?
917 CAN'T DO BETTER FOR NOW, AT LEAST THIS WILL BE A FILL IN.
918 COLORFUL, BUT NICE.
919 ASK ME AGAIN IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.
920 FUCK YOU.
921 YOUR PLACE OR MINE?